Friday, July 22, 2005

David Lynch Offers World Peace for Only $7 Billion

Guardian Unlimited

Filmmaker David Lynch says he can help bring about world peace if you would be willing to finance his global network of transcendental meditation classes for the low low price of $7 billion. That's the same cost as 21 billion cans of Cheerwine*.

*Price per unit as bought in 12-pack.

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