So Many People With My Name

So someone got me looking at this site for looking up for information on people, so I decided to do a search for myself or other people named Darrell Francis, but I'll take credit for everything they've done.

Listed in IMDB as being in the movie "The Mini". I played Manager Stan.
Got a hole in one at a golf course in Kansas.
Member of the North Dakota chapter of the APWA.
Pool manager of the second largest pool in California.
"Landscaper" at the University of Miami.
Dentist in Milwaukee.
City Superintendent of Almira, Washington.
Bass player in Louisana.
Attend the Choir Academy of Harlem.
Pallbearer in Missouri.
Humanist in Trinidad & Tabago?
Realtor in Ohio.
Went deer hitting in Wyoming.
Ordered Hentai (okay I didn't do this).
Very good at Pro Evolution Soccer for PS2.
Stole an Xbox.
Guide at Tejon Ranch.
Arrested for selling drugs.
Married in 1948 at a Catholic Church in Iowa.

Creepiest result, an article quoting a man named Darrell Francis who has a son named Jeremiah written by a lady with the last name Pinkney. For those that don't know, Jeremiah Pinkney Francis was my great great grandfather.

Now if that wasn't strange enough, here's a map detailing where every Darrell Francis I can find lives.